Current Residence: I think your argument is specious. "I think your tie is ugly."
Favourite genre of music: Yeah, you're all about nurturing. "Do you need a hug?"
Favourite photographer: Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend.
Favourite style of art: Chicks dig this, it's better than a puppy!
Operating System: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.
MP3 player of choice: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?
Shell of choice: Sex COULD kill you.
Wallpaper of choice: In pre-med, I had a professor who... "- touched you in the naughty place?"
Skin of choice: Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet.
Favourite cartoon character: I love my wife. "You loved all your wives."
Personal Quote: Everybody lies.